feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

(Source: dickbuttofficial, via steelvaginas)

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

(via letskissandtellanawfultruth)

I’ve had one of the nicest weekends in a long time x

(via be--blissful)

Pocket dialled my grandmother’s phone today so I cried for 3 hours and that was my day.

*in principals office*
principal: Have a seat.
me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*